He farted all day to the point I had to blow up... Then I was scared if I injured him lol... But it was just a massive lead line.. pheww.lol at the stabbing
wow that life of crimeI stabbed a fat kid with a pencil in Year 2 coz he sat next to me (seating plan) and he always farted. That annoying kient. lol
In Yr5, I accidentally tripped a girl in drama.
Forgot to do english HW in yr7.
Also got banned from a local church (Yr4) due to graffitiing on the walls.
Wagged in Year3 numerous times until a teacher finally found out.
Stole stickers in kindergarten... they never found out.
Wagged assembly in Year10-12 probs total about 20 times and was not caught once.
school doesn't have detentionwhat about high school?
i was a sneaky bastardwow that life of crime
Hahaha, exactly what I did. That's how I got caught...Omg this was a constant struggle... I would casually read off my school diary at the back of roll call
We had roll call for 20 minutes (so pointless) for the first few years 7 - 9 until we got scanning cards. In this time we HAD to read a book, they were super strict about it. I never gave a shit though, because I have always hated reading, thus I would just sneakily do homework or pretend to read my diary. Teacher was quite lenient though so she gave me a few warnings, but after not bringing any for a few weeks she'd give me a lunch detention. And the cycle would repeat itself every few months until I bothered to put a book in my bag.Why did you guys need books for roll call?
Fuark surely non fiction is acceptable?!?Hahaha, exactly what I did. That's how I got caught...
We had roll call for 20 minutes (so pointless) for the first few years 7 - 9 until we got scanning cards. In this time we HAD to read a book, they were super strict about it. I never gave a shit though, because I have always hated reading, thus I would just sneakily do homework or pretend to read my diary. Teacher was quite lenient though so she gave me a few warnings, but after not bringing any for a few weeks she'd give me a lunch detention. And the cycle would repeat itself every few months until I bothered to put a book in my bag.
Yeah, they wanted fiction. I also grabbed the dictionary off the shelf, which mind you, is probably where I'd get most of the vocab I'd ever know, but apparently that wasn't a "book". They just want fkn novels.Fuark surely non fiction is acceptable?!?
mate... you forgot the horrors of year 7 visual arts...
having to stay in during lunchtimes to finish work haha...
due to the sadistic, gothic and terrifying art teacher... shitting myself the whole time LOL :wavy:
occasionally having triple period with her as well lel
Oh man haha, too many to name, but here's some that I can think of immediately.
- Hi5'ed the roll call teacher when he raised his hand to silence everybody.
- Many counts of not doing HW.
- Playing with a magnifying glass during bushfire rampage (got suspended for this, and I was in Year 4!)
- Being late to school.
- Friend made me search something, which ended up being highly inappropriate images of certain male body parts in certain situations. Teacher caught me and thought I just looked it up myself, and didn't believe me when I told them that my friend told me to search it up. Was in Year 4 I think.
Holy crap that's geniusI did a lot of randomly bad shit to a few teachers.
We had one teacher for languages and music which we always fooled and got out of detention.
I used to take my water bottle, then pour it all on the floor, then squeak my shoes whenever the teacher spoke. Then one day, we had a class paperfight, and I told everyone to start hitting the teacher instead, whom was buried in paper (she was telling us to stop, so we decided to get the teacher instead).
So one day, the teacher snapped and told the whole class we would have to stay in after our early day, until 3pm. Before school finished (2:10pm), we plotted a fake fight. So 2 of my mates started to "punch on" and she went to stop them and everyone ran out, including the teacher's pet, before the bell even rang.
So we fooled the teacher.
There's also art, where we locked out the teacher and stacked stools up at the door, so they would tumble down when they used the key. Then they would go around to the other door in the room, the long way, but we quickly stacked them from that side.
Year 8 was my funnest and silliest year of school :')
Still no detentions though.
We did a lot of other stuff but I can't remember at the moment.