Re: them cityrail moments
- One time I was going into the city for a night out and I was extremely completely and totally off my face. I had a can of elevate when the guard came round. He proceeded to give me a $600 fine for alcohol on the train. I then burst into hysterical tears and hyperventilated. The guy obviously felt bad and came back and gave me a warning *yeah*
- On a packed train one morning this Indian guy got on at Hurstville. I could feel him rubbing up against my bum but i thought it was just the movement of the train. It was getting really weird so I turned round and he had his hand down his pants, masturbating while rubbing my ass.
- There was this asian guy tagging at like 1am. My (slightly drunk) friend went up to him and told him he was defacing public property, and people like him were the scum of society. The asian guy beat the shit out of my friend calling him racist.
- Had a random guy sit next to me and tell me all about his life. He was like 30, and it turned out he went to the same school as me. He wanted my number and everything. He was getting off at Caringbah, like me, but I didn't want to tell him that, so I just waited and got off at Woolooware. creeep.
I've had way too many cityrail moments to even remember.