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iMatthew

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Yeah and you're then stuck with a stupid basket at your feet which you sometimes almost trip over and kill yourself on.
Gotta wait till someone comes and gets it because you are so busy lol. Unless you want it gone bad then call somebody I suppose.
 

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yeah but i dont want to get my managers mad at me cos i dont want to unpack the customers basket. Ill just have to ask them if they can unpack it for me:) if not then ill tell them to go to self serve or express
 

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Dear customer...

I know you are a bogan and thus very uncultured.

However, that does not give you permission to look at my name, ask me how it's pronounced and then tell me it's weird. Not unique or special or extraordinary, but outright weird. If you must tell me it is weird, do not say so with a look of disgust that says "Fcking ethnics, this bitch needs to change her name to Amy and dye her hair blonde and use some fake tan". You are atleast 50 years old, not some little pisspot teenager. Please use common decency. Don't look at me as though you want to vomit.

[/rant].

DO NOT COME INTO EXPRESS WITH A MASSIVE TROLLEY. IF IT'S A TROLLEY OF ONLY A FEW THINGS FINE. BUT IF IT'S FULL, LIKE, FULL FULL... DO YOU REALISE THERE'S NOWHERE FOR ME TO PUT YOUR SHIT?

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Customer, do not say my name outloud like you won a soccer game. I know it's two syllables and ends with "ah" and very fun to say, but it creeps me out.

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Do not talk to me about the products you're buying, like the lunchbox made so you can take cereal to work with you. I haven't used it and really anyone who wants to eat cereal at work, pretty sure they're a douche.

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The enddddddddd.
 

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please do not come to my register when my manager/floor manager puts up a closing sign to let me go on my 15/45 min break

please do not put cat litter bag, bag of dog food, those 18 or or 24 can bxes of coke or the frantelle water on my conveyor belt as you no im no weight lifter because those heavy items are on our touch screen system

please do not ask me what time we open/ close it says it on the receipt

please do not come to my non express register for only one item when there is self serve

please make up your mind of how much cash out you want when you pay through savings or cheque i dont want to cancel it three times

please do not come to my register and say are you open when my service light is obviously on and im right there doing a pick up or cleaning my register

please move out of my way when i do my basket collecting rounds

please do not try and wink at me if your a male and old customer when im serving you


...to be contined :)
 

ay0_x

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No you cannot have $700 cash out, the atm is right outside.
 

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Dear customer...

I know you are a bogan and thus very uncultured.

However, that does not give you permission to look at my name, ask me how it's pronounced and then tell me it's weird. Not unique or special or extraordinary, but outright weird. If you must tell me it is weird, do not say so with a look of disgust that says "Fcking ethnics, this bitch needs to change her name to Amy and dye her hair blonde and use some fake tan". You are atleast 50 years old, not some little pisspot teenager. Please use common decency. Don't look at me as though you want to vomit.

[/rant].

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Customer, do not say my name outloud like you won a soccer game. I know it's two syllables and ends with "ah" and very fun to say, but it creeps me out.


The enddddddddd.
Hahah my friends name is Mee Yung and she gets soooooo many people pointing at her saying Mee Yung then to themselves and saying Me Old!
STABSTABSTAB
 

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Please stop using $50 notes, especially in express. I can't create an endlesss supply of other notes and don't get pissy if I ask if you could use as much correct change as possible. If I do have to stop to get more notes, it's because you are the 100th customer in a row to give me a $50 note. It won't kill you to use other notes or break it elsewhere.
 

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Don't change your order three times after I've already put it in.

Also, if you are having coffee don't complain when I don't put your sugar in. I have no idea how you like your coffee and how many sugars you want. I'm sure you'd be able to do it yourself.

Speak in full sentences. When speaking with friends you seem to have a firm grasp on the English language. I'm not a robot from the Jetson's and don't like your order being placed in one word. For example don't just say 'Coffee.' say 'I'd like a coffee, PLEASE.'
Believe it or not when you use your manners the price just drops from $4.00 to $3.50. Yep, that's right.
 

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Pharmacy:

1. When I ask politely "if you've got your medicare card on you..." it's not because I think you're trying to cheat the system. I don't care if you've "been coming here for ages, I should be on the computers" but IT'S THE LAW. It's my job to check and there are signs all over the counter saying this. Doctors sometimes make mistakes, people get new cards... and then who'd be the first one to bitch about paying more because your card number came up wrong?

2. Do not get aggressive with me because the pharmacist won't sell you whatever drug you're after.

3. Please don't completely muck up all the shelves and sunglasses stands. If you do, try and at least look apologetic about it?

4. Unless you buy something big/heavy, most pharmacies will put your purchase in a paper bag. When I ask "would you like a bag for that?", it's almost always referring to a paper bag. So if you would like a plastic, no worries, just please ask BEFORE I've taped up your pills and scripts in a paper bag. The first few times, no biggie. But when you're a regular customer and this happens every time, it gets annoying.

5. If there's just me and the owner there and the doors are down, we're closed and only let you in because of his goodwill. Once you've paid, don't hang around trying on sunglasses because we're CLOSED. Go home so I can do the same! I don't get paid to hang around while you do.


this. ESPECIALLY number 2.


6. No, i dont know where every single product in the shop is, and no, i dont know what the purpose of every single product is. I'm not a pharmacist.

7. Dont get aggressive when i ask you to repeat your surname. Its not my problem if you are incoherent, have an accent, have an unusual surname, or if the pharmacy is just generally too noisy to hear.

8. When its 5pm and im about to walk out with my handbag and go home, do NOT come up to me asking for help with a product.

9. Dont be rude. Period.

10. Dont have a massive fit and exclaim that we never called your name out when you find out your script has been ready waiting for over 20 minutes. We always call out names, and its not our problem if your hearing is failing or you weren't present at the time we called your name.

11. Don't talk to me as if im retarded when i ask you to repeat the name and nature of a product that is relatively unknown.

12. If a product is out of stock, its out of stock. Don't have a go at me, i dont order the stock. This goes also goes for out-of-stock prescriptions.

13. Do not throw your money on the counter/at me.

14. Dont ask me where the jellybeans are. Theyre literally right under your nose.

15. Dont spend a million years making up your mind about which product to buy while you can see that im standing there waiting to put it through the register for you.

16. Dont tell me your life story when you can see that there is a massive queue of customers waiting to be served. (this especially goes for the elderly)

17. Dont ask for your senior's discount once ive rung off the sale, given you your products and your receipt. If you do this, i will lie and say that the products didnt discount to avoid having to refund them and put them through the register again.

18. Dont bullshit me and say that yesterday the product was advertised cheaper than what it was today. I wont waste my time, i will simply get the manager to deal with you.

19. Dont pay for tic tacs or a pocket-sized pack of tissues with a $100 note.

20. Dont ask for the generic brand, or give me your concession card once your medication has already been processed by the pharmacist. If you wanted the cheaper brand or concession price, you should have told the person who took your scripts in the first place.

21. Dont ask me if i think an EXTREMELY ugly bracelet or disgusting perfume is nice. I will simply agree with you to make a sale.
 

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